August 2012
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tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
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melonenbrot:
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hotpisspumpingthroughmyveins:
My brother has been walking around in a box
So I walked by and pushed him over
He’s just been kinda lying there for ten minutes
omg
you killed him
boomitsnialler:
cryingfawn:
i don’t remember ever agreeing to this ‘school’ thing
it was probably in the terms and conditions
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“the”
– my essay (due tomorrow)
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My mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive
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me: hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here
police: where are you???????????///
me: at the cemetery
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sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
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arcticmonkies:
so i made one direction on the sims
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